tweedy-sneck:

    tom-sits-like-a-whore:

    real-girls-have-cursive:

    the-white-burns:

    ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull

    Terrible, murderous death machine there. Once I saw one chew on a bone for five minutes and fall asleep. I was scarred for life.

    these gifs are truly bone chilling

    such a killer. all in the eyes.

    (Source: coloredyouth, via katieisadirewolf)

  1. (Source: cannon-fire, via vezebel)

    olafthefrozensnowman:

    You don’t know how hard this made me laugh.

    (via vezebel)

    • teacher:   do you have a tutor?
    • me:   yes
    • teacher:   haha nerd
  2. vanehwasreal:

    i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

    "at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

    (via dogeecoin)

  3. gangbanglerfish:

    planetariums:

    gangbanglerfish:

    i hope they all have signless necklaces

    i hope that signless was all hey guys i made these cute friendship necklaces here you go 

    image

    more like HEY ASSHOLES I MADE YA`LL SOME BLING-BLING

    oh sweet mercy 

    (Source: egomatter, via dogeecoin)

  4. (Source: a-link-to-the-ass, via dogeecoin)

  5. monoso:

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES

    ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) LIKE OPEN DOORS

    ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)

    (via dogeecoin)

  6. the only reasons i watch the Super Bowl:

    - commercials
    - a bunch of men tackling each other (and occasional butt squeezing)
    - my family is extremely racist and makes black/white jokes

  7. wardenblues:

    *seductive voice* what video games do you play

    (Source: inquisitorcassandra, via jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle)



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